RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: As Russian tanks roll into Ukraine, one of the most senior spooks charged with keeping us safe is more concerned with ensuring that his staff use the 'correct pronouns' at all times. Under no circumstances should they ever utter the deeply offensive term 'manpower', with all its implicit sexist connotations. Nor should they use problematic phallocentric terms such as 'strong' and 'grip' which can 'reinforce dominant cultural patterns'. Lovepants circulated this complete parcel of bolognese around Whitehall in the wake of the humiliating bottle job in Afghanistan. Rather than addressing what has gone horribly wrong with the Defence of the Realm in recent years, he chose to focus upon fashionable 'diversity' fantasies. As British troops were scuttling out of Kabul - sorry, Karble - and the drums of war were getting louder in the East, our risible 'national security adviser' was sounding the alert over 'misgendering'. Agents were warned against participating in 'all-male' panels, in the interests of 'inclusion'. (Pictured left, Stephen Lovegrove. Top right, Vladimir Putin. Bottom right, GCHQ) ...read more!
DAILY MAIL
January 31-2022
Richard Littlejohn
DO YOU THINK WE ARE IN A MESS
POST- BREXIT? - IMAGINE IF
REMAIN HAD WON...
TWO years after we officially left the EU, Boris is promising us a Brusie Bonus. The PM says we will at last begin to reap the full benefits of breaking free from the suffocating embrace of Brussels.
Writing exclusively in the Mail yesterday he pledged to scrape unwanted EU laws still lingering like a bad smell on our statute books.
We will move 'ever faster' to exploit our new found
INDEPENDENCE.
Not before time
It's been five and a half turbulent years since we voted
LEAVE
LET'S HOPE HE MEANS IT.
Boris like Brucie, always talks a good game! Now he has to deliver , provided he can survive the Downing Street partay pile-on.
Those of us who hoped we were getting a
Tungston-tipped,
HARD BREXIT
have been disappointed to say the least, with the sluggish progress so far. To be fair
our outstanding vaccine roll out would not have been possible had we remained shackled to theEUROPEAN MEDICINES AGENCY
And yes we have taken back control of our laws,our money and our borders -although that hasn't done vus much good in Northern Ireland, or when it comes to stopping illegal cross-Channel migration.
In far too many areas, its almost as if we never left the EU. Blue passports, pint glasses and lower VAT on tampons are scant consolation...
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